Man’s best friend… Man’s weird reclusive roommate who poops in a box.
There are 6 different meanings:  cosmic (galaxies),  chemical (elements),  stellar (stars),  organic (life from non-life),  macro (changing from one kind of animal to another), and  micro (variations within each kind of animal). ONLY #6 HAS EVER BEEN OBSERVED; THE REST ARE BASED ON "FAITH" THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAPPENED. #ActualAdviceMallard
First World Cat Problems
Sometimes I do this for other things that people tell me, too, just so they have the experience of telling me without me cutting them off mid-sentence…
John Green on taxes.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High