Tocino de Mayo. Get your Cinco de Mayo on with some festive tocino (bacon)! Make bacon part of every celebration north and south of the b. Nom nom! Yo nomo, usted noma, nostros nomamos..
Come with Me if You Want to Lick. Do not terminate your Cinco de Mayo without your lime, your salt and your tequila hombre. Hasta el gusano baby.
Vote for tragos. Vote for shots of tequila. President Pedro would be proud. Feliz cinco de mayo a todos. All of your wildest dreams will come true. Men’s White Tshirt.
And then alcohol said, “Drinko mas porque es el 5 de mayo.” Translation: And then alcohol said, “Drink more because its Cinco de Mayo.” I see what you did there alcohol. Vivia la celebracion! Men’s Black Cinco de Mayo Tshirt.