How do you save a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "**** it, Mikhail, we’ll drink in the dark."
Have you heard about the Australian kiss? It’s a French kiss Down Under.
Heard about the Catholic abortion clinic? There’s a 10 month waiting list to get in.
Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain decides to take in a movie. ///// After buying his ticket, he stops at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $5, he says, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn didn’t cost anywhere near this much money. " ///// "Well, […]
What’s black and blue, and brown, and lies in a ditch? A brunette that told a blonde joke too many.